ah, yes, Nexus Nectar, you have indeed journeyed to the right place !! *~V8~*+ it is kind of the good Doctor to join us !! *~V8~*+ Welcome, friend, welcome !! *~V8~*+ join us now and know wealth and freedom of Mind, Body and Spirit as never before !! *~V8~*+ Greetings oh Seeker of Truth and Knowledge and thank you for seeking the wise council of the World Famous Artist Sean Terrence Best, High Priest of V8+, Oracle of Lyra Sarah of V8+ !! *~V8~*+ the infamous Nexus Nectar has a reputation for being everything from health supplement, to aphrodisiac, to narcotic drug, to downright poison !! *~V8~*+ it is a peculiar, iridescent, glowing substance which is mined and extracted from rifts in the Space~Time Continuum on the other side of the Asteroid Belt by the Collective of Space~Faring Advanced Extra~Terrestrial Biological Entities whose name cannot be spoken !! *~V8~*+ it has mysterious Dei~Form properties which are unknown even to those who collect it, and Nexus Nectar is highly addictive to carbon based organisms such as Human Beings !! *~V8~*+ the addictiveness wouldn't be a threat to us if it weren't for the deadly, destructive, dangerous and utterly debilitating side effects of the narcotic~like Nexus Nectar !! *~V8~*+ it does, as you mentioned good Doctor, interfere with and ultimately totally disrupt ones capability to meditate !! *~V8~*+ and, as I'm sure the good Doctor knows, meditation is critical to Human advancement in the Magical Arts, which is of course, the whole entire purpose of the Human Being in the first place !! *~V8~*+ Nexus Nectar is covertly added as a salt, sugar, preservative or artificial color or flavoring to all processed foods !! *~V8~*+ one of Nexus Nectar's many adverse consequences upon the Human Being carbon based physiology is it's powerful attack upon the Human subconscious mind in which it works to weaken Human resolve !! *~V8~*+ the arch~enemy who isn't an enemy and whose name cannot be spoken delivers this terrifying concoction here to Earth aboard inter~planetary freighters called Avatons and they offload this atrocious and seductive substance into huge vats located in remote places such as hidden underground silos in Kansas and Nebraska, Siberia and even Antarctica !! *~V8~*+ these evil EBEs trigger natural disasters in order to smuggle vast amounts of Nexus Nectar into regions which would otherwise be suspicious of these bulk commodities shipments !! *~V8~*+ under the guise of charities and local, federal or international aid, mega~doses of Nexus Nectar are rapidly smuggled into the food supplies of hungry, desperate and needy peoples all over the world !! *~V8~*+ did you know that Global Corporate Giants such as those who call themselves the world's largest grocers are vying to control the entire world supply of drinking water!?!? who do you suppose is behind all that, good Doctor?? I'll give you a hint: "their name cannot be spoken!" !! *~V8~*+ have you ever noticed that you find yourself wanting to eat ever increasing amounts of processed foods, for example, ever notice an intense urge to "go out to eat" or to "snack" on foods which have a shelf life of longer than a week?? is pizza one of your favorite "foods"?? how about cheeseburgers and fries ?? Chinese food?? potato chips?? snack cakes?? ice cream, candy bars, chili cheese dogs, popular restaurant appetizers dipped in a "secret" sauce?? do you add seasonings to food when you prepare your meals at home?? STOP! STOP! this heinous practice immediately, good Doctor !! *~V8~*+ for not only does your capability to meditate depend upon it, your very LIFE is in jeopardy if you continue to imbibe and pollute your mind and body with this innocuous looking, yet viciously potent toxin popularly known as Nexus Nectar !! *~V8~*+ eat only natural foods and drink only natural drinks !! *~V8~*+ clear your Mind, purge your Body and cleanse your Spirit so that you may help us in the desperate struggle to save Humanity and our beloved planet Earth from those whose name cannot be spoken !! *~V8~*+ with mystic health and hope for the past, present and future of our beloved Earth, I bid thee glad tidings of V8+, the World Famous Artist Sean Terrence Best, High Priest of V8+, Oracle of Lyra Sarah of V8+ |
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