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Established 1980
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Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe ! ~* *~ written and illustrated by the World Famous Artist Sean Terrence Best !! *~V8~* Know then, that it is the Earth Year Twenty Thirty~Seven and a shadowy blight of oppression and misery and slavery and exploitation and Lies and deceit and destruction and Death has begun to permeate the Milky Way Galaxy; according to the Prophecy of Nebular, only one woman and one man have been born with the mark of Aldebaran, which means that lying dormant in their genetic code is the super~human power toward which all Sentient Beings of the Milky Way Galaxy have been evolving for thousands of Galactic Revolutions *~V8~* it is now up to Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe to battle the evil, invading, conquering Exo~Galactic Space Aliens who are plotting and scheming and campaigning to take over the Milky Way Galaxy !! *~V8~* the evil invading, conquering militant forces of the evil invading conquering Space Aliens are led by ZevGard the Ziggureen who seeks to exploit the human Life~Force energy toward his own nefarious ends !!!!!!!!!!!! ZevGard the Ziggureen orders his raging Terror Troopers to capture a human and bury it alive cocooned in an Extractor Pod strategically located in specified Elemental Vortex locations around Planet Earth; the human is kept alive in the Extractor Pod by high~tech life support systems which place the human in a comatose state while maintaining the human physiological metabolic stasis indefinitely as the Extractor Pod extracts the human life force energy for use by ZevGard in his evil plot to take over the Galaxy !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a massive Ziggurat is then built over the burial location of the human in the Extractor Pod and a devoted cult sect of ZevGard's albino interplanetary High Priests perform ancient cryptic religious rites and rituals and ceremonies in communion with the Extractor Pods which enhance the human life force energy extraction process !!!!!!!!!!!!! this human life~force energy extraction is crucial to ZevGard the Ziggureen's evil, dastardly plot to conquer the Milky Way Galaxy, because only human life~force energy can provide the power needed to fire ZevGard's evil heinous Propaganda Beam !!!!!!!!!!!!! ZevGard's evil heinous Propaganda Beam sends out a spherical, rotating, repeating subliminal messaging signal which subtly influences the human subconscious mind and brainwave patterns while they sleep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the result of this brainwave tampering by ZevGard's evil heinous Propaganda Beam is that humans slowly begin to lose their individual and patriotic resolve, their resistance to ZevGard's invasion tactics is methodically drained from them, bit by bit, until they lay down their weapons and no longer attempt to defend themselves or their homes or families or Loved ones or countries against the violent onslaught of ZevGard the Ziggureen's raging Terror Troopers and his clandestine evil plot to rule the Milky Way Galaxy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe win the desperate battle struggle for the freedom and liberation and independence of the Galaxy ?? are they strong enough ?? are they smart enough ?? do they have the Power of the Spirit of Humanity (and all other Good Sentient Galactic Beings) to defeat the evil ZevGard & his interplanetary cult sect of Albino High Priests and his raging Terror Troopers banishing them to the barren wastelands of the remote and isolated Trillium Asteroid Fields thus saving the Milky Way Galaxy in the name of peace and prosperity for all !!!!!!!!!!!!! as our Saga begins, Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe have been called by the Council of Five for an emergency closed~doors session of the Grand Galactic Round Table of the Milky Way Galaxy; the Trans~Galactic Sentient Beings People's Press has been denied access to this special meeting of the Galactic Round Table due to the security risks inherent at this critical juncture of ZevGard's relentless attacks, a juncture in which the salvation of every life in the Galaxy hangs in the balance!!!!!!!!!!!! every concievable precaution has been taken and as such, only a limited volume of a few thousand concerned Galactic Citizens has been admitted for the emergency congregation ~* the Life Force Energy of Sentient Beings is much needed at such a vital consultation and the most Life Force Energy possible without compromising safety has been assembled ~* this Galaxy~Wide Delegation led by those who hold the Keys to the Seals of the Nine Gates of the Eighty~One Galactic Quadrants of the Milky Way Galaxy have convened in the Star Chamber with representatives from the most technologically advanced and peace~Loving worlds of each Quadrant in order to consult with Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe about what shall be the plan of action they shall employ to thwart the evil ZevGard & his Albino High Priests & his raging Terror Troopers ~* in fact, even the secretive, reclusive Oracle and Sorceress known as *~illustrations immanent ~* has been summoned via the Forever Young Flower Worshippers from planet Butterfly to attend this all important gathering of Galactic Citizens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *~illustrations immanent~* would not leave her Moon~Palace inspite of the desperation of this dire hour without the famed Cyber~Sage Neuronimus Binarius as her escort ~* Neuronimus, of course, bowed without hesitation into the service of the Great Galactic Oracle, Sorceress and Diviner *~V8~* Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe have no intention of revealing their true plans even in the apparent security of the Star Chamber, they have however shared their theories with the Oracle and she has advised them on a course of action with, although not guaranteed, a high probability of at least stalling ZevGard and his evil minions long enough for her to invoke creatures from another dimension to assist in the battle against ZevGard and the evil invading Exo~Galactic Space Aliens; the only problem with this untried method is that, once the interdimensional creatures have entered into this Universe, can they be sent back or shall this unprecedented maneuver unleash a new plague upon the trembling Milky Way Galaxy teetering on the brink of total annihilation ?? all the delegates have arrived; the tiers and rows of concerned Galactic Citizens rise high into the shadows of the Dome of the Star Chamber overlooking the Galactic Round Table below; the Oracle takes her high~backed, plush, dark red velvet valuer Gothic throne~seat between Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe after placing her anti~gravity, anti~matter Crystal Ball at the center of the Round Table; now a solemn hush pervades the Chamber with all eyes on Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe ~* suddenly, a small, bald~headed, robe wearing Tractionoid from one of the inner, slippery surfaced planets of the Milky Way rushes from the Communications Corps with an urgent alert sent from one of the distant Scout Sentries of Recon Patrol ; Wendy Hill plucks the folded top secret eyes only scrap of papyrus from the Tractionoid's suction cup tipped seven fingers and reads the Linear Laser Writing which reveals that the evil ZevGard's MotherShip with accompanying attack fighter launches has been spotted racing for the secret location of the Galactic Star Chamber which lies hidden in the tail of the comet code~named Gideon's Trumpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *~V8~* Sketches and Drawings shall soon accompany this exciting Cosmic Adventure !! *~V8~* |
| Wendy Hill & Tokyo Joe have been visited times !! ~* |
| Comienza miercoles 26 de Agosto del 2010 Beginning Wednesday August 26, 2010 ~* |
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Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
when out from afar
they came from the stars
to conquer the Milky Way!
*~V8~*
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
when out from afar
they came from the stars
to conquer the Milky Way!
*~V8~*
Poem from a Hollywood Film !! *~V8~*
