| you are sweet and precious and good and loving and kind and understanding and nurturing and friendly !! *~V8~*+ if you can conquer vector analysis the rest of physics is easy !! *~V8~*+ the secret to conquering vectors is repetition, it's not something you understand logically, but rather intuitively !! *~V8~*+ it's like learning to speak a language, it may not seem to make sense, it just is !! *~V8~*+ that may sound like a cheat, but remember, you are dealing with nature; nature, is very surreal !! *~V8~*+ sometimes you have to feel it rather than think it !! *~V8~*+ vector math is a skill you can acquire by immersing yourself into it !! *~V8~*+ it helps to have a strong background in trigonometry !! *~V8~*+ refer to your old trig books for much readily available assistance with vectors !! *~V8~*+ and remember repetition !! *~V8~*+ it's the same as nomenclature in chemistry !! *~V8~*+ repetition is the key !! *~V8~*+ I'm glad you are looking forward to choosing your Bridal Gown for your happy Wedding day !! *~V8~*+ I want you to please tell me what your idea of marriage is !! *~V8~*+ I really want to know what you think of when you think of a woman and a man married to each other !! *~V8~*+ and I also want to tell you about a strange nightmare, or possibly a vision, I had last night !! *~V8~*+ in this bizarre experience of the unconscious subconscious, it was a warm day, the sun was shining, the sky was clear and blue, not a cloud in sight, yet somehow there was a brightly colored rainbow arching high over my head !! *~V8~*+ without knowing how it happened, I suddenly found myself climbing this rainbow, but I never could seem to quite get to the top of it, then when I sat down on the curvy part of the rainbow to rest for a minute, the sky turned from cerulean blue into the expression of a friendly looking clown with a smiling, happy face, then the friendly smile on the happy clown face slowly evolved into a sinister grin and the clown leered at me with teeth that turned into razor sharp spikes which began to bleed !! *~V8~*+ the air shot through me with an icy chill and at the same instant, a green, scaly hand reached out of the mouth of the evil clown face and the psychotic clown face disappeared and was replaced with a star filled night sky with only the green scaly hand with long, pointy reptilian looking fingers waving around in the middle of the star spangled night sky !! *~V8~*+ the frightful looking green scaly hand seemed to be groping for something and finally, it got a grip on the starry night sky and ripped it open !! *~V8~*+ putrid, vomitous stuff that looked like animal intestines filled with a tangled wad of squirming skinny yellow parasitic worms began to drip through the hole in the night sky, but they didn't drop all the way down, they just dangled grossly from the hole in the sky !! *~V8~*+ then the head of the thing with the green scaly claw hand began to squeeze through the narrow rip in the night sky and soon it had completely pulled itself through from wherever it was coming from into this universe !! *~V8~*+ it descended to earth and stood on top of the great pyramid of ancient Egypt at Giza !! *~V8~*+ it reached out and bent the Empire State building and the Dubai tower toward each other until their tips touched and then it started licking something that came out of their touching tips !! *~V8~*+ it was a glistening substance which resembled quick~silver and honey mixed together and the weird creature with the big oval shaped head, dark eyes and green scaly hands began eagerly lapping up this strange gooey liquid which seeped from the tips of the tall buildings !! *~V8~*+ I could see a scrolling marquee of thoughts from the minds of all the people of earth drifting before my eyes toward the base of the bent buildings !! *~V8~*+ the visual images of the thoughts of the people of earth were entering into the buildings and this confused me greatly, then, a bright flash of lightening surged up from the Great Pyramid and broke into many branches which lit up the star~light night with the specter of blue and purple brilliance !! *~V8~*+ it was at that moment that I realized that the horrible looking loathsome creature was in fact some sort of alien being from another dimension and it was eating the thoughts, the psychic energy, of all the people of earth !! *~V8~*+ after what seemed like an hour, it stopped eating, let go of the tips of the tall buildings and climbed up the rainbow I was seated upon !! *~V8~*+ it came right at me, but it didn't seem to see me !! *~V8~*+ the gash in the starry night sky had re~sealed after the monstrous creature pulled itself through, but now the wicked beast was reaching back up to that same spot in the sky with its sharp reptilian claws and was tearing another opening !! *~V8~*+ when it did, another thing that looked just like it slowly pulled itself through and for a moment, they both seemed to grow weak !! *~V8~*+ they just sat on the curved edge of the rainbow beside me and panted heavily with their heads hanging down and their dark eyes closed !! *~V8~*+ it seemed like another one started trying to rip its way through the gash in the starry night sky, but the hole closed up again and right before it was all the way closed I heard a wretched shriek of pain or anger !! *~V8~*+ then the two hideous things beside me climbed down off the rainbow and they both stepped upon the apex of the Great Pyramid and bent the two tall buildings together till their tips touched and both of the gruesome monsters began gulping at the bizarre liquid which seeped from the tips of the buildings !! *~V8~*+ they were both gobbling up human psychic energy and as they did, they stared up at the place where they had pulled themselves through the gash in the starry night sky !! *~V8~*+ after what seemed like another hour, the first alien creature with the green scaly claw hands climbed back up the rainbow beside me and reached up to tear another hole in the starry night sky, but it seemed not to have the strength !! *~V8~*+ it couldn't tear another hole in the sky, so it finally gave up trying, sat beside me on the rainbow to rest for a while, then rejoined the other gory fiend to continue eating the psychic energy of humans out of the tops of the bent skyscrapers !! *~V8~*+ a signal, an ESP signal began to be emitted from the belly of the first beastial thing and it was aimed at the mind of a poor, angry youth in the rural country side of some midwestern small town !! *~V8~*+ as the ESP beams from the alien thing entered his tortured mind, the poor angry youth started snapping his fingers and mumbling the lyrics to an old folk tune about murder and as he did so, he snuck into the home of the mayor of the town and killed him and threatened to do the same to the mayor's publicity agent and campaign manager if she didn't help him !! *~V8~*+ she agreed to help the poor angry youth with the foul deeds which he suggested; they went into a closet, the angry youth closing the door behind them !! *~V8~*+ presently, a sickening odor crept from under the door of the closet, the smell of rotting flesh it seemed !! *~V8~*+ some loud thuds were heard, a dim red light flickered from around the cracks in the closet door, glowed ominously for a time then faded to dark !! *~V8~*+ after this, the campaign manager and the poor angry youth came out of the closet !! *~V8~*+ the campaign manager's beautiful blond hair had turned metallic gray and she had dark rings around her eyes !! *~V8~*+ next, they both set out driving together in a dirty old darkly painted hearse for a tour of visits to several major eastern U.S. cities and, using the mayor's finances, began launching a series of commercial advertising and propaganda schemes via the mass media outlets and over the airways to get people everywhere to stop focusing on accomplishment and, instead, muse idly over nothing in particular !! *~V8~*+ this somehow set of a trend, a fad which swept overseas and around the world !! *~V8~*+ from that moment on, the sun never shone again and even the stars began to fade from the night sky !! *~V8~*+ this went on for several decades and the effect was that with each successive generation of humans born on earth, their attention spans grew shorter and shorter !! *~V8~*+ I could still see the thoughts of all the people of earth entering into the bottoms of the skyscrapers yet now the thoughts were in disarray; random, scattered, confused, meaningless, but (and this is the really odd thing) the amount of strange liquid oozing from the tips of the bent skyscrapers was increasing dramatically !! *~V8~*+ the alien monsters were now gorging themselves on the psychic energy of the entire population of planet earth !! *~V8~*+ then, with a bloated fat belly and a look of confidence upon its grotesquely formed facial features, the first green scaly handed beast monster climbed back up the rainbow and reached up and tore a bigger hole in the now starless night sky !! *~V8~*+ at that moment, I awoke.....it was 2:37 a.m., the dim light of dawn was hours away !! *~V8~*+ what do you think all this means ?? why did I have to suffer through having this terrible nightmare, this haunting apocalyptic vision ?? |
