Mysterious Moochie~Cat Bayou !! *~V8~*+

Hidden somewhere in the Panhandle of Florida !! *~V8~*+

Welcome to Mysterious
Moochie~Cat Bayou !! *~V8~*+

REAL LIVE GENUINE MOOCHIE~CAT
TRACKS !! *~V8~*+ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

an old Log where a
Moochie~Cat has
been sharpening
his deadly claws !!
*~V8~*+

according to Legend, old women can divine the
future by holding a candle in the night and
summoning the Moochie~Cat from the dark
depths of the murky, mysterious bayou swamp !!
*~V8~*+

even in day, Moochie~Cats lurk in
the shadows ready to pounce on
their next unsuspecting victim !!
*~V8~*+

a huge tree ripped up out of the ground
by the enormous strength of a 7 foot tall
Moochie~Cat !! *~V8~*+

would you dare walk out through this scrub
thicket knowing that a Moochie~Cat could be
skulking and crouched waiting, unseen, to
fall upon you when you least expect him ??

Prime Moochie~Cat territory !! *~V8~*+

nobody wanders near this isolated and
lonely stretch of beach any longer
because right in this very spot back in
1977 the Moochie~Cat mutilated 13
people over a 3 month period..........
all that remained to identify the victims
were some human entrails and their teeth
!! *~V8~*+
for some reason, Moochie~Cats don't
seem to like human teeth !! *~V8~*+

the above photo is believed by experts to
be that of the secret entrance to the lair of
an evil man~eating Moochie~Cat !! *~V8~*+
the researcher who took this photograph
has mysteriously vanished !! *~V8~*+
no trace of him was found when police
searched his Bayview apartment and his
domicile looked as though it had been
ransacked !! *~V8~*+
There were Large, Heavy Claw marks on the
walls of his hallway and on his bedroom
door along with evidence of forced entry !!
*~V8~*+
anyone knowing the whereabouts of Galp
Mulchanderzeck is asked to contact
TUMCOW (The Union of Moochie~Cat
Observers and Watchers) immediately !!
*~V8~*+

deadly Moochie~Cats sometimes drown
their victims before mutilating their
bodies !! *~V8~*+
there is evidence to suggest that
Moochie~Cats let their victims rot to a
stage of putrescence before devouring
their flesh, guts and bones !! *~V8~*+

Moochie~Cats can retract their claws to almost
perfectly imitate human footprints !! *~V8~*

above, a wooden plank ripped from a boat by a
web~footed Moochie~Cat !! *~V8~*+
the weekend boaters on this pleasure craft met with
an untimely end !! *~V8~*+
Moochie~Cats are excellent swimmers and have
been known to tear 11 foot 500 pound Bull sharks
in half !! *~V8~*
below is a photograph of the boat seat, the only
other piece of the craft ever located !! *~V8~*+
it was found washed up in the marsh grass about
100 yards from where the tragedy occured !! *~V8~*+

WARNING: vicious Moochie~Cats
prowl here !! *~V8~*+

several human skulls covered with claw scrapes
were found buried in a shallow grave around the
base of this palm tree !! *~V8~*+
they had their teeth beat out with a blount object
!! *~V8~*+

a widow mourns her husband who went
into the mysterious bayou swamp
hunting a Moochie~Cat for the money
and prestige such a trophy would
bring........
Larp Theldenkrung was never seen or
heard from again !! *~V8~*+
today, childless, an old and broken
woman, Widow Theldenkrung stands
alone on her 2nd story balcony and
stares out at the sea !! *~V8~*+
she hasn't spoken a word since her
beloved husband and four others left on
that fateful eve back in 1950 !! *~V8~*+